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the miraculous pneumonia diet

Today the sun is shining, and tomorrow will be a balmy 11 degrees. Life returns. I went to a class at the Y! Just a bit of one, mostly to see my friends and thank them for the Get Well card they sent, signed, with personal get well messages, by a whole bunch of people including some I don’t even know. How sweet is that? They’re the nicest people in the world. It was very good to be back. When did I, who hated gym class at school and didn’t do a single sport, turn into a gym rat? When I started making friends there. The only reason.

But I knew if I actually exerted myself I’d get sick again; my lungs still hurt. So I just dabbled and went home. Am now not in bed but in my office, swaddled in blankets but upright. How did this happen? My friend Terry wrote to ask. I’m older than you are, she said, I’m sure I don’t eat as well and am not as fit, yet I don’t get sick nearly as often. Why is that? Very, very good question, Terry, I’d like to know the answer too. I will ask my doctor next time I see her. Right now, I’m grateful just to be sitting in a chair. Thank you, lord.

Incidentally, I found out on the scales at the Y that over the past week and a bit, I lost about four pounds. Try the amazing pneumonia diet! It removes your appetite and stops you drinking wine, hence miraculous weight loss. I tried a wee glass of merlot last night, but it still tastes terrible. Hope I get over that soon. Enough with the detox.

Last weekend, I missed a play I’d bought a ticket for at Canadian Stage – no one wanted my seat and I couldn’t go. But I can’t miss tomorrow night’s event. I gave my son two tickets to Seinfeld for Christmas – and he’s taking me!

No mention, notice, of the giant orange blowhole or his press conference yesterday, terrifying in its insanity. No, I will not bring it up.

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3 Responses to “the miraculous pneumonia diet”

  1. theresa says:

    I had double pneumonia last fall and didn't lose an ounce, even though I barely ate for weeks. (A little wine, though…)I blame my metabolism. It certainly wasn't the cheese.

  2. beth says:

    Well, it won't stay off, Theresa – I'm back into the chocolate and soon the vats of wine will come. And hooray for that too!

  3. kate says:

    As a sign of gratitude for how my husband was saved from Pneumonia , i decided to reach out to those still suffering from this.
    My husband was diagnosed of Pneumonia in 2013 and it was really tough and heartbreaking for me because he was my all and the symptoms were terrible, he always have headaches , and he always complain of sore throat . we tried various therapies prescribed by our neurologist but none could cure him. I searched for a cure and i saw a testimony by someone who was cured and so many other with similar body problem, and he left the contact of the doctor who had the cure to Pneumonia . I never imagined Pneumonia has a natural cure not until i contacted him and he assured me my husband will be fine. I got the herbal medication he recommended and my husband used it and in one months he was fully okay even up till this moment he is so full of life. Pneumonia has a cure and it is a herbal cure contact the doctor for more info on drwilliams098675@gmail.com on how to get the medication. Thanks admin for such an informative blog.

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