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Canada alert!

Just got this from Ruth in Toronto. Please pass it on.

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim
> >
> >The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
> >virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea
> >Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em,” and it is a terrible disease.
> >
> >The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behaviour
> >involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims
> >contracted it in 2008 when they re-elected Steve Harper and are now
> >starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
> >
> >It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug
> >just coming on the market called Votemout. It’s pronounced
> >”Vote-em-out”. You take the first dose in 2011 and don’t engage in
> >such behaviour again; otherwise, it could become permanent and
> >eventually wipe out all life as we know it in Canada.
> >
> >Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you
> >really care about.
>

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One response to “Canada alert!”

  1. Clothing says:

    That's one pretty complete article, well done! I really need to fix my commenting system once I have time – It works pretty good, but looks really ugly.Will use this article for inspiration, thanks!

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