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An absolutely gorgeous day, like spring, and another to come tomorrow. I know it’s a symptom of something dire, but sailing along on my bike in tights and a spring coat, I tried not to think about the polar bears. Bill my homeless friend came by with his ladder, to put up my new Christmas lights in the mild sunshine. If only that were all that’s required to celebrate in style.

My doctor just called; I was retested recently for a slightly elevated calcium level in my blood, and it’s still there. A very slightly elevated level. So I’m to stop taking my vitamins and retest in a month, and then come in to see her. Of course, the minute she hung up, I jumped on the internet to find out what elevated calcium means. What follows below is the reason we should NOT check Google for medical information. I’m going to ignore it all; it’s incomprehensible anyway. I refuse to feel the wings of warning beating over my heat. Just tiny flutters, to remind me to eat my broccoli and walk vigorously every day.


Primary hyperparathyroidism and malignancy account for about 90% of cases of hypercalcaemia.[5][6]
Abnormal parathyroid gland function

Micrograph of ovarian small cell carcinoma of the hypercalcemic type. H&E stain.



4 Responses to “Google schmoogle”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Noun 1. narcissism – an exceptional interest in and admiration for yourself; "self-love that shut out everyone else"

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  3. beth says:

    Oh my, Anonymous, are you talking about me? A narcissist? Yes, you've uncovered my secret, I am deeply in love with myself and have shut out everyone else. Well – if you were me, so incredibly wonderful, wouldn't you be in love with me too?

  4. Unknown says:

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